Redding California

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter
himself. However, the  gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter  said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot  about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we  have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.
The test is  short, but you have to pass it before you can get into  Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.  But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter  continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three  questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God's  first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your  answers."

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the  week begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy.  That would  be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I  guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about  the next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year? Now that  one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I
guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said,  "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve
seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "

"Hold it," interrupts St.  Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit  for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you  tell me God's first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's  Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter.

"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my  first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with  the name Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest  one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH  ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . "

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and yelled: "Run Forrest, run."