Redding California

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel,
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he
called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the
premises."I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but
down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve
your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time
the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the Salesman
pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best
haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.'
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the
slot, and the machine started to Buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled
out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service
Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents." The Salesman looked
both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some
anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started
buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds
later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender
unit...

Which now had a button sewed on the end.